The Rants of a dude that lacks blog-naming 5K1||z

Goodbye mane, it's been a pleasure being with you.

-I'm tired
-No
-Scratch that
-I'm dead tired
-Yeah, I am
-But you know what?
-I took a scalding cold shower
-Just to be able to blog
-You know what it's like to not feel your heartbeat when you finish showering?
-Yeah, about 20 degrees below that

-I just finished up my last assignment for SocioHumanistic Studies I
-Also known as SOHU
-It's quite the interesting class
-Taught me that
-Basically
"Don't say it if you don't know what it means"
-That's the tantra
-One turn off tho,
-Those sociologists sure know some fancy words...
-Yet they can't write for shit
-I mean Jesus
-These studies, which conclude that, and my dog's laundry was taken to the cleaners today and bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda I'm gonna fill this space between commas so you forget where the conversation was going and you'll end up reading it 50 TIMES!, in the end, there is no point in making a social study, since human behavior will change with every passing generation

-You know?
-It's good that I have such a long fuse
-and yet I feel my arrogance still seeping from my pores
-that's what life does to ya I guess
-You get a gift, but there's a curse with it

-There's no point in looking back to the past
-But still,
-should we look
-or, more appropriately
-should I look
-and compare my predicted hand with the one I have
-They are very different cards
-Then again, I've never been too good at card games
-'xept Briscas (naipes españoles)
-those run in my blood

-I shaved against the grain today
-skin feels smooth
-let's see if it don't cause much irritation

-I'm tired

zheke,
Gil

Oop, watch the picadillo from the periodikers
See, I have this assignment for tomorrow, which required that
I made my first dadaist poem, according to Tristan Tzara's instructions
It's a lot harder/tedious than I thought it would be,
but anyway, here goes
BTW, leave all vague illusions of sense-making at the door, please

A un virgo desesperado cuya pasada vida es la de un pez en los cielos azules sobre Alemania

Deja a un
depósito de agua para el baño
que por qué no convertir este lugar en
personas amigas

cuarto de baño una media de año
acrílico el acuario tambien permite
armonía la paz en ti y tu alrededor
distintos e ingeniosos artiilugios

fabricado en un resistente material
algo divertido que permita gozar de la
pecera y sirve para ocultar un
pequeño acuario para peces que
escorpiones o reptiles en el caso de
permite que cuando se tire de la cadena
tu vida social se fortalece y te ayuda en
la compañia en su pagina web

muchos aspectos de tu vida acepta las
empeñadas a ir al inodoro
compañia de mascotas o de la ultima
un curioso inodoro en el que se ha
hacia un destino incierto, sino que vivan
necesitamos unos a los otros cultiva la
deje de ser una actividad tediosa
los peces ya no se pierdan por el inodoro
la cisterna de modo que es una
parte del deposito de agua
que no te gusten los peces.

I'll post the version with fixes and whatnot later, for now, it had to make as little sense as possible

zheke,
Gil

-I just felt up my face
-Got that 5am stubble

zheke,
Gil

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Tito (al único nombre que respondo sin chistar)
2. Gilbertini (gee, doesn't that sound familiar)
3. Master Gilberto Antonio Dávila III (or just master if you're into that sort of thing)
4. Gilberto Dávila Alicea

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. weirdo42 (first ever)
2. gilbertod (first yahoo one)
3. emptytaperoll (fake porn-searching name, liked it, closed the p0rn account and kept it as a clean one
4. rabidyoda (good luck figuring out where that one came from)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ecuanimidad
2. dentro de lo que cabe liberal
3. inteligente por naturaleza (AY YA)
4. Mis 1345345 voces, pero la diafragmal más que todas (the deep one that sometimes creeps people out)

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ecuanimidad (go figure)
2. I don't talk, I murmur...a lot
3. arrogant

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. babies (they're too delicate) (it'll pass, I know)
2. a slow death
3. flying daggers (studies show, más gente muere de puñaladas perdidas que de balas)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. a vice
2. a messenger bag
3. passing hand-through hair (can't picture myself bald)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black tee
2. olive green cargos
3. boxers with a lot of :P faces

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. Oasis
2. Coldplay
3. (+44)

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 155 by (+44)
2. ...To Be Loved by Papa Roach
3. The Birds and the Bees by Patrick and Eugene
(honorary mention, Nadie como Tú by Wisin & Yandel)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Paint/assemble a computer (I have yet to paint a case to my expectations)
2. make a successful cross-breed between Audio cassettes and USB devices
3. earn some moolah

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Trust (faithfulness goes with that one)
2. No taboos (sorta goes with trust as well)
3. well...I wanna have to run out of class to meet up with her because she's hungry and so am I but she has class in 15 minutes so all we can do is eat a hotdog in the stand on x street corner...no se si entiendas, it's the doing unnecessary stuff just for doing it

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
oi...physical...well, I guess there's
1. hair (well taken care of)
2. legs/feet (diría "from the waist down"...but um, let's not make your imaginations reel)
3. GOD I DON'T KNOW...tengo gustos caprichosos. Hell, if I find you interesting, I might even let the above ones pass by. No paso unnecesary B.O. tho.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Listen to extremely loud music (main reason I've never gone to a concert)
2. Stay mad at/ignore someone (unless you're mad at me, in which case I just adopt a "brazos caídos" attitude)
3. not blink

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Modding/making plans of modding
2. Buy random stuff for others
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Pee!
2. Nap!
3. Shower!

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Chef (well...that came out of the blue)
2. Computer Engineer (I don't mind being in an office, as long as I get to deal with hardware and stuff, software and I mix, but we have our differences; also a System Administrator for BigWig companies)
3. ...Mecánico/Hojalatero?

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. I'll arrive at London, buy a kickass apartment/sportscar, ride down the Autobahn (why would I buy a sportscar?) then back up, and vacation in said apartment
2. *music note* New York...New Yoooooork *music note*
3. Canada, road trip, now!

THREE KID'S NAMES:
(ni Rodrigo ni Antonio, ya mi perro tiene los dos)
1. Javier
2. Andrés
3. Aurelio (make the poor sap suffer)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Finish reading Snow
2. Make babies (aunque no me sorprendería meterme en el seminario por un arranque, entonces ahi screw babies and the making of 'em)
3. Learn to ride a bike (motorcycle)

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Bartholomeu Dias
2. Jorge, the bird who hums and is a sociopath
3. You, sucka!!!

-Hell, no creo que tenga que decir cómo estoy después de ese título
-Estoy bien en las clases
-Ya la proxima semana tengo que hacer mi matricula
-Las cosas, aunque tienen un final incierto aún, están aclarando
-Veamos hasta donde podemos correr el trencito
-Tengo sueño y mañana tengo clases
-En la universidad no me puedo conectar por wireless
-Pero si por ethernet
-Solution?: buy a wireless router!
-La monta, a ver si se ponen chavones
-Tengo una cuenta de Paypal y estoy a punto de estrenarla
-Veamos si todo sale bien
-Estoy en los procesos de hacer un mod super-mega-cangrilán
-Ya sabes cuál es
-I'll put pics up when it's ready
-Ahora viene la parte más dificil
-Soldar y pelar cables
-Ironically, that's what I like most 'bout computers
-Their mechanical aspect
-The fact that it's as simple as math
-This cable goes to here, through which a current will go through
-It can't be any other cable, because this is the only that can take that much current
-I'll try to post more often
-Girl Scout's kid-brother/mascot's honor
-(that's right ladies, I'm a proud Girl Scout's kid brother/troop mascot)
zheke,
Gil

-I, ever the adventurous one, have gone into the depths of cave Flock
-And searched, not for the latest stable release, but for the beta
-*audience gasps*
-And I have emerged victorious!
-I am right now blogging from the latest release of the v.99 Beta
-I must say, things have changed
-For the best
-Much cleaner
-Much leaner
-Way more meaner
-All in all, a very cool release
-Can't wait for the 1.00 release

-School starts tomorrow
-Can't say I'm completely sad about it
-I'll finish a math paper I have to hand in tomorrow, ad I'll try to write some more over here
-In the mean time, keep yourselves out of trouble

zheke,
Gil

mood: pacific blue
song: Como Yo Nadie Te Ha Amado - Bon Jovi

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